Have you ever stuck your khakis in the dryer to get the wrinkles out?

After about 8 minutes, have you opened the dryer to an overwhelming smell of peppermint?

Have you ever realized too late that you left peppermint chap stick in your khaki pocket when de-wrinkling?

Have you ever ruined your khakis in 8 minutes?

Oh, you haven’t?

Uhhh…. yeah. Me neither.