That’s my #1 thought right now.

Ok, #2 thought.

My #1 is that coming to this conference was a fine idea.

#2 is that my breath needs an emergency intervention.

#3 is that y’all CAN NOT be encouraging me to make these videos. They are ridiculous and I kinda loved doing it. So you may get another one… who knows. Wait for it.

Seriously though. Mt. Hermon is awesome. I can’t tell you how many times someone will say “Mt. Hermon” and I’ll think, “What in the crap. I hardly believe this. I’m really here.”

Sorry I used to word crap.

Twice.

I’m surrounded by amazing writers, editors, presenters, etc. And then there’s me.

Question: “Where have you been published?”
My answer: “Umm…. uh….. “

Question: “What do you want to write?”
My answer: “Umm… uh…. “

Question: “Who do you know here?”
My answer: “Umm…. uh…..”

Question: “Why did you come?”
My answer: “God worked it out. He brought me here.”

Maybe I’ll have good responses to those other three by Wednesday, but if not, I’m pretty satisfied with the fact that I can securely answer that last one.