My friend Beth from Red and Honey gave me today’s joke. Her blog is adorbs, you should see it. She’s Canadian, so she’s got that going for her. Also, her joke involves knowing how to count to five in French. So if you don’t know how to do that, google that first.

Then proceed to Beth’s very funny joke. Or, at least, my poor retelling of Beth’s funny joke.

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Two cats were in a boat race.

The American cat was named “One Two Three Cat.”

The Canadian cat was named “Un Deux Trois Cat.”

Do you know which cat won the race?

The American cat.

Because Un Deux Trois Cat Sank.

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Get it?