I don’t even know what that means.

But I’ll now distract you from the title by saying, “hey! look! here’s a picture!!”

It’s a new tradition. I’m going to photograph myself with each of my ornaments. Every year.

[Pause here to think about the ridiculousness of this idea.]

Nah, I’m kidding. Though the more I think about this, the less dumb it gets. I mean, that might be cool to have photo documentation of my ornaments in 2009. And then in 2010.

I. Must. Stop. Dumb-storming. [It’s like brainstorming. But with dumb ideas.]

The REAL purpose of this picture is for SheSeeks. I just wrote a new article about the importance of spray-painting macaroni.

And I’m not going to explain further because, mainly, I like leaving you with the thought that, “you mean Annie literally wrote about macaroni and it got published?”

Why yes, yes I did. Never underestimate the power of a good carb story, people.